Long ago life was clean
Sex was bad and obscene
And the rich were so mean
Stately homes for the lords
Croquet lawns, village greens
Victoria was my queen
Victoria, victoria, victoria, ’toria
...with all due credit to Ray Davies.
With that, I link to the ever clever photoshopping skills of Watertiger. I'm a huge fan of both WT AND the Kinks. It's a double word score..