Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Compassionate Conservative

Ya know I always wondered what that phrase actually meant. And now here we have a Republican DOJ Attorney to help with the definition.

Sorter version...I guess compassionate conservatism is when you don't produce vaginal tearing while raping 5 year old girls.

Read the story.

I swear, the next person who tells me that they're a registered Republican, I'm going to have remember to ask them what is the best kind of lube to use whilst skull fucking infants. It'll be a nice icebreaker at my next cocktail party or freshman mixer.

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