From my cold, dead hands...

Sweet fancy Moses, no good news today. The economy and jobs are in the dumper. War continues to rage in Iraq. Tribe and Cavs are sucking wind...oh, wait, here's something...

Mother fucking Charleton Heston is dead!

Yep, that cheered me up.

This pinhead was president of the NRA for 6 years. In that time approximately 180,00 people in the U.S died due to firearm ownership.* Nice work, dillweed.

*Suicides accounted for about 58 percent of gun fatalities, or 17,000 to 18,000 deaths, per year; another 11,000 deaths, or 37 percent, were homicides, and the remaining 800 to 900 gun deaths were accidental