Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Mayberry Liberry

This just in from Mike R...

The George W Bush Presidential Library.
The Library will include:
  • The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
  • The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
  • The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
  • The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
  • The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
  • The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
  • The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
  • The "Tax Cut" Room with entry only to the wealthy.
  • The "Economy Room" which is in the toilet.
  • The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
  • The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
  • The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
  • The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
  • The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet a Republican Senator from Idaho.
  • The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
  • The speech preparation room which has a WW II word scrambler.
  • The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
  • Admission: Republicans: free; Democrats: $1,000 or 3 Euros.

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