Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Nice job, Eliot


There are several things to be aghast at in the Eliot Spitzer story.

First, he's a dem and that's a bad thing for our team.

Secondly, why, if your wife is this attractive, do you have to stray to expensive call girls? What exactly won't she do "down there" that needs gettin' done in Spizterville?

Third, why is it that it's always you super moralizing pricks who pull this stunt? By way of disclosure I was never a big Spitzer fan during his NY State AG tenure, but that's another story.

Fourth, thanks for forcing me to answer the "what is wrong with you guys" question over coffee this morning. It sure is swell that we're yet again lumped together in the same trogolodyte wading pool due to someone else's shenanigans.

And lastly, $4,300 a visit for these girls.? Holy moley, if that doesn't reflect the hard truth of the "haves" versus the "have-nots" in this country, I don't know what does. There are millions of hard working Americans who could never afford that kind of price for any given leisure activity. My entire golf season doesn't approach the entire cost of one time with these fancy pants broads, and I'm a solid 11 handicap! Shee-it, I wouldn't pay that much money for anything that didn't have a 10 gallon tank, a parking brake and power steering.

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