Thursday, May 01, 2008

Workers Unite

A happy May 1st to all of my fellow Librul apparatchiks in the 'Murkan gulag. We've been branded Socialists by the brilliant minds of such luminaries as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh so I say let's embrace our inner leftist and go the whole mile to outright Socialism.

Of course if any of these wind up toys of men would read a few lines of Marx and Engel's rhetoric as it relates to community property and individualism, they'd see that we're anything but Socialists. Remember though, reading and deep thinking are for fags, so lets' just go with the zeitgeist of the right wing hate machine and accept the label.

Of course, if one were to read the two minute definition of Fascism, ...a sense of overwhelming crisis beyond reach of traditional solutions; 2. belief one’s group is the victim, justifying any action without legal or moral limits; 3. need for authority by a natural leader above the law, relying on the superiority of his instincts; 4. right of the chosen people to dominate others without legal or moral restraint; 5. fear of foreign ` would be plain to see that the Right Wing in the US is closer than not to that particular ethos that we are to Socialist thought.

Anyway, have a happy May Day muthafuckers.

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