Later

Well, Dad’s on his way back, and life’s about to hit the fan for me. So before he gets home and sees what I’ve done to the place, I’m gonna stick the key under what’s left of the mat, top off the Absolut with some water and hustle on back to my undisclosed location in a van down by the river. I may throw the occasional roll of toilet paper into the trees, but I’m’a let Bob take it from here.

Yo I’m Reddy … I’m out!